SCP-999 Plush | The “Tickle Monster” Plushie (Orange & Joyful)
Object Class: Safe (Plush Variant)
Special Containment Procedures: Zero containment protocols required. Direct physical contact is not only permitted but actively encouraged. This SCP-999 Plush is cleared for unrestricted interaction by all personnel, civilian populations, and even other Safe-class anomalies (though interaction with SCP-682 is not recommended due to possible [REDACTED] material damage).
Bring home the most lovable and utterly delightful anomaly from the SCP Foundation: SCP-999, affectionately known to all as “The Tickle Monster.” Now, for the first time, you can experience its infectious joy in a completely safe, soft, and huggable plush form! This adorable plushie captures the cheerful energy, bouncy personality, and boundless affection of SCP-999, guaranteeing an endless supply of happiness (and perhaps a few giggles) for anyone lucky enough to contain it.
Your Personal Source of Happiness: The SCP-999 Plush
In a universe often filled with existential dread and Keter-class threats, SCP-999 stands out as a beacon of pure, unadulterated joy. Our SCP-999 Plush is designed to be your personal emotional support blob, a constant reminder that even in the darkest corners of the multiverse, there is always room for a little happiness.
This high-quality plushie is crafted from ultra-soft, premium minky fabric, making it incredibly squishy and perfect for cuddles. Its vibrant orange color perfectly matches the anomaly’s official description, ensuring it’s instantly recognizable to any Foundation fan.
Each SCP-999 Plush is meticulously constructed to capture every detail of the beloved blob:
- Bubbly Texture: The plush’s design mimics SCP-999’s unique, gooey, and constantly shifting form, inviting endless squeezes.
- Smiling Expression: A carefully embroidered, cheerful smile is permanently affixed, ensuring it’s always ready to brighten your day.
Whether you need a companion for late-night SCP Wiki reading, a cheerful desk buddy, or a soft, comforting presence, this SCP-999 Plush delivers.
Anomaly File Briefing: Who is SCP-999?
For those unfamiliar with this delightful anomaly, SCP-999 is a Keter-class designation, but paradoxically, it is classified as “Safe” in terms of its direct threat level. It is a large, amorphous, gelatinous blob of orange goo, roughly 2 meters tall with a mass of about 50 kg.
Its primary anomalous property is incredibly unique: when in physical contact with a living being, SCP-999 secretes a highly euphoric chemical that induces intense feelings of joy and happiness, effectively curing depression, anxiety, and even PTSD. The effects are temporary, but profound.
SCP-999 is universally adored by Foundation personnel. It actively seeks out individuals who are distressed or unhappy and attempts to comfort them through physical contact (often by enveloping them entirely in its gooey mass, which subjects invariably describe as “the best hug ever”). It is playful, curious, and incredibly affectionate. Its favorite activities include playing games, tickling people (earning it the “Tickle Monster” nickname), and consuming large amounts of candy. It has even been documented to “sacrifice” portions of itself to cheer up sad individuals.
The potential for SCP-999 to neutralize hostile anomalies or even avert world-ending scenarios through sheer happiness is a constant area of research for the Foundation. This SCP-999 Plush allows you to safely experience a tiny fraction of that boundless joy.
Custom Treats for Your Tickle Monster Plushie
Inspired by SCP-999’s documented love for sugary treats, we offer our SCP-999 Plush in two equally delightful variants:
- SCP-999 with a Lollipop: Always ready to brighten your day with a sugary surprise, this variant comes with a permanently attached, miniature lollipop accessory.
- SCP-999 with Sweet Candy: For those who prefer a little extra sweetness, this version features a charming, permanently attached candy accessory.
Choose the variant that best suits your sweet tooth and bring home your very own “sugar-fueled” Tickle Monster Plushie.
The Essential Plushie for Any SCP Fan
No collection is truly complete without the benevolent presence of SCP-999. It’s a fantastic gift for any SCP enthusiast, a perfect item for collectors of cute creatures, or simply for anyone in desperate need of an emotional support blob.
Let SCP-999’s good vibes wash over your life. Adopt your own SCP-999 Plush today and feel the joy take over! It’s the one anomaly the Foundation encourages everyone to secure.
