SCP-999: The Friendly Tickle Monster of the SCP Universe

What Is SCP-999 and Why Is It So Beloved?

SCP-999 is one of the most unique and heartwarming anomalies within the SCP Foundation. Officially classified as SCP-999, it is a gelatinous, friendly entity that exudes joy and emits a euphoric aura. Nicknamed the “Tickle Monster”, SCP-999 is famous for its ability to drastically improve mental well-being and bring happiness even to the most dangerous beings within the Foundation.

SCP-999 is contained under Safe class, meaning it poses no direct threat to personnel. Unlike many anomalies, it is allowed to freely roam the facility during the day. However, it must return to its pen between 8PM–9PM for rest or during emergencies for its own protection.

SCP-999’s Appearance: The Orange Slime With a Heart of Gold

So, what does SCP-999 look like? SCP-999 resembles a large, amorphous orange slime with a translucent, gelatinous consistency similar to peanut butter. It weighs approximately 54 kg (120 lbs) and can freely reshape its form at will. At rest, it typically appears as a domed blob about 2 meters wide and 1 meter tall.

Despite its unusual shape, SCP-999 is malleable, elastic, and hydrophobic, though it can absorb liquids if it chooses. Its outer layer is thin and flexible like an animal cell membrane, while its inner core contains a viscous, cheerful goo of unknown chemical composition.

SCP-999’s Personality and Powers: What Does SCP-999 Do?

SCP-999 is known for its dog-like, playful temperament. When it encounters someone, it slithers over excitedly, leaping into their arms, hugging them with pseudopods, and nuzzling their face while emitting happy, high-pitched gurgles.

Simply touching SCP-999 causes a surge of euphoria, often leading to uncontrollable laughter and emotional relief. This feeling increases with prolonged contact and can last long after the subject has separated from SCP-999.

Its favorite activity? Tickle-wrestling. SCP-999 will often cover someone’s body with its slime and tickle them until asked to stop (although it sometimes ignores that request just a bit longer for fun). Despite this, it has never intentionally harmed anyone and backs off immediately if it believes it’s caused pain—curled up like a guilty puppy.

SCP-999’s Nicknames and Behavior Toward Humans

Personnel affectionately refer to SCP-999 using several nicknames, including “The Tickle Monster”, “Orange Friend”, or simply “999”. It shows particular empathy toward humans, especially those who are hurt, depressed, or suffering from PTSD. After interacting with SCP-999, individuals frequently report enhanced mood, reduced anxiety, and even remission of depressive episodes.

This unique behavior has led to ongoing research into whether SCP-999’s slime can be used to manufacture antidepressants or therapeutic compounds.

What Gender Is SCP-999?

SCP-999 is considered genderless, though some refer to it with male or neutral pronouns depending on interpretation. The creature shows no preference and does not appear to recognize gender norms in its interactions.

SCP-999’s Diet: Candy and Sweets

One of the most endearing aspects of SCP-999 is its sweet tooth. SCP-999 feeds exclusively on candy, including M&M’s™, Necco™ wafers, and other sugary treats. It refuses to eat meat and has been observed placing itself in danger to protect other creatures. Its eating process resembles that of an amoeba, slowly engulfing its food with its gelatinous form.

Important note from the SCP Foundation: Never give SCP-999 caffeinated drinks. A single can of cola caused SCP-999 to bounce off the walls uncontrollably, followed by hours of nausea. It has since fully recovered, but Foundation staff were reprimanded for the incident.

Is SCP-999 Evil or Dangerous?

Absolutely not. Unlike many SCPs, SCP-999 is inherently good. It is not evil, does not harm humans, and is considered friendly and therapeutic. Even in extreme circumstances, such as in dangerous containment breaches, SCP-999 often tries to protect staff and other anomalies.

Where Did SCP-999 Come From?

The origin of SCP-999 remains classified. While its backstory has not been fully revealed, it is theorized that SCP-999 may be connected to higher or unknown entities due to its reality-bending healing powers. Some fan theories even suggest that SCP-999 could be one of the Seven Children of the Scarlet King, created to combat evil.

Where Is SCP-999 Contained?

SCP-999 is housed within a standard containment pen inside the Foundation, but is allowed to roam freely during non-lockdown hours. It is only required to return to its pen during nighttime or emergency conditions for safety reasons. Its chamber is kept clean and stocked with candy, and Foundation staff are encouraged to play or relax with SCP-999 when off duty.

Can SCP-999 Talk?

While SCP-999 does not use spoken language, it understands human speech and modern technology, including firearms. It communicates through coos, gurgles, and physical gestures, making its intentions easily readable despite its lack of words.

Is SCP-999 Real?

Is SCP-999 real? As much as fans might wish otherwise, SCP-999 exists only within the fictional SCP universe. It is one of the most popular Safe-class anomalies and has inspired a wide range of fan art, memes, and SCP-999 plush toys due to its adorable and kind-hearted personality.

Does SCP-999 Kill You? Can SCP-999 Be Killed?

SCP-999 does not kill. In fact, it actively avoids harming anyone and even sacrifices itself to protect others. So far, no known method has been tested to kill SCP-999, but given its regenerative properties and playful disposition, it is unlikely to be vulnerable to standard harm. It is not immortal but is considered extraordinarily resilient.

SCP-999 vs SCP-682: The Funniest Experiment in SCP History

One of the most famous events in SCP lore is the experiment where SCP-999 was introduced into SCP-682’s containment chamber. SCP-682, known as the “Hard-to-Destroy Reptile,” is a notoriously violent and unkillable entity.

Upon contact, SCP-999 leapt onto SCP-682 and began to play, hugging and nuzzling the enormous reptile. SCP-682 initially responded with disgust—until it began to laugh uncontrollably. Observers noted that for the first time ever, SCP-682 grinned and laughed, saying, “I feel… good.”

The two engaged in what was later dubbed a “tickle fight,” with SCP-682 eventually falling asleep with a smile on its face. Tragically, when SCP-999 was removed, SCP-682 awoke and released a psychic laughter wave, incapacitating everyone nearby and escaping containment.

Even after the chaos, SCP-999 showed no fear of SCP-682 and wanted to play again. SCP-682, on the other hand, called SCP-999 a foul name and demanded never to see it again—though some suggest it secretly enjoyed the moment of happiness.

SCP-999’s Role in the SCP Foundation: More Than Just Comic Relief

While often viewed as comic relief, SCP-999 plays a critical therapeutic and morale-boosting role within the Foundation. Its unique psychological and biological properties make it an ideal candidate for mental health treatment, and some believe it holds the key to neutralizing dangerous entities through compassion rather than violence.

Some fans even speculate that SCP-999 could represent the opposite of the Scarlet King, functioning as a symbol of hope, joy, and innocence in the bleak world of SCP.

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